Nerd of this parish.
Mar 30
![Gnetum gnemon [CC-BY-2.0 Alex Lomas]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Gnetum_gnemon-300x300.jpg)
By popular demand, I have resurrected this phylogeny from my old website for Easter 2013. I have added a number of extra groups, updated the angiosperms according to APG-III, and repositioned the Gnetales according the apparently ascendent gnetifer hypothesis. The rotated titles in the table appear to work in IE9, Chrome and Safari, but YMMV. Classification …
Mar 21
![Arum maculatum [CC-BY-SA-3.0 Sannse@Wikipedia]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/arum_maculatum-273x300.jpg)
I missed last week, so this week’s is a biggun, to make up for my tardiness. Bow down before The Shapeless Cock-of-the-Gods: Apparently, when this plant was filmed for The Private Life of Plants in 1995, David Attenborough decided to invent the term “titan arum” to avoid using the plant’s Latin (well, Greek, really) name on prime-time …
Mar 20
![Practice makes perfect [CC-BY-SA-3.0 Steve Cook]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/practice_makes_perfect-207x300.png)
Around a decade ago I did a PGCE. Part of that PGCE involved a small-scale investigative study, from which I learnt a great deal about educational research, but not – I suspect – any of the intended learning outcomes. I was teaching a year-7 class, whose graphing skills needed improvement. Students would often forget to …
Mar 07
![Pameridea roridulae [CC-BY-SA-.3.0 Denis Barthel]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Pameridea_roridulae-300x225.jpg)
See Roridula‘s glistening leaves. See the fly suffocating in her sticky embrace. Quake at her insecticidal prowess. Or not. Things are not quite what they seem with Roridula. For sure, she can catch flies, but her carnivory is impotent. She cannot make the enzymes she needs to break down her prey, so they remain stuck to her leaves, and …
Feb 28
![Pseudocolochirus violaceus [CC-BY-2.0 Alex Lomas]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Pseudocolochirus_violaceus-300x224.jpg)
If sea cumbers are an example of intelligent design, then God – sorry, an unspecified supernatural intelligence that somehow doesn’t infringe on the First Amendment – needs to lay off the acid. Echinoderms are what you get when you give evolution the number 5 and half a billion years to piss around. You’ve simply got to love any animal …
Feb 20
Mr Wall’s Olde Fashioned Objeckts Caveat lector. Despite some cosmetic surgery, this post, like the previous one on writing modules, may show its age. It was originally written when Perl 5 wasn’t even 10 years old, and things have moved on substantially since then (and no, I don’t mean Perl 6). However, there’s a lot of …
Feb 20
![Fulica atra nest [CC-BY-2.0 Alex Lomas]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Fulica_atra_nest-300x199.jpg)
Another quick one this week. Life finds a way… The neighbourhood coots build these landfill nests annually, and I’m never quite sure whether to be impressed or appalled.
Feb 20
Modularisation is a virtue The previous post showed you how to install and use other people’s modules; this post will address how to write your own. At some point, you will probably find yourself copying-and-pasting code from one script to another. When you find yourself doing that, you should consider what would happen if it …
Feb 14
![Gnetum gnemon [CC-BY-.2.0 Alex Lomas]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gnetum_gnemon-199x300.jpg)
Three for the price of one this week. Most seed-bearing plants fall into one of two main groups: the flowering plants (grasses and magnolias and butterworts and so on), or the conifers (pines and yews and monkey-puzzles and so on). However, there are three smaller groups of seed-bearing plants that don’t fit into this neat …
![Dalek chromatic t-shirt [by J. William Grantham]](https://www.polypompholyx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/daleks-300x251.jpg)